What's the Definition of Irony?
I drove past a certain national pharmacy today and saw a large mobile van parked outside. There were no signs out yet, but it had the name of the pharmacy emblazoned on the side. When I drove past again about 20 minutes later, there were signs advertising that you could get a free "health check" - they could tell you all about your blood pressure, bone density, cholesterol levels, and much more. Not a bad idea. But the kicker was the small signs on the lawn:
Sodas 50 cents
Hot Dogs $1.00
Chips 50 cents
Actually, maybe this is more of an oxymoron.